i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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