She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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