Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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