When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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