her vagine was all disorganized.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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