god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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