I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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