I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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