We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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