Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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