i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The struggles of a small town man whore
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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