normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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