dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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