I'm lost and stupid without you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
