How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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