But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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