guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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