Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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