My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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