The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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