so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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