the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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