and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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