Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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