What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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