I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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