she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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