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• (620): View more from Kansas

  My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING

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  you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children

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• (714): View more from California

  We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship

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• (845): View more from New York

  "He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?

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• (510): View more from California

  As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"

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• (585): View more from New York

  He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.

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