If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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