Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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