I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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