I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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