let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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