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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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