She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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