Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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