I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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