: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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