She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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