Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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