does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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