Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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