the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just gargled with NyQuil
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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