i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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