fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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