The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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