I wannas sexs uuuuu
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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