Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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