she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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