forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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