I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Rumble strips road head = magical
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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