Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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