I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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