I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
barbara walters just said penis...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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