So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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